Psychopath Solid Perfume
Psychopath Solid Perfume
Psychopath Solid Perfume
Pungent Dark Colombian Coffee, Funeral Incense with a Slash of Wet Earth…The Perfect Blend of a Psychopath’s Favorite Aphrodisiacs.
The Ideal Gift for that 1% of the Population that You Don’t Want to Mess With Including but not Limited to Serial Killers, Corporate CEO’s, Used Car Salesmen and Politicians.
Perfect to Scent and Spritz Your Love Letters to Prison Inmates. You Are Sure to Be the Most Popular Pen Pal Come Conjugal Visit Day.
A Great Litmus Test for First Dates, If They Love Your Perfume then You Know You Have Bagged Yourself a Psychopath (Change Your Phone Number and Your Address). Your Perfume has Just Paid for Itself.
This Luxurious Little Treasure Travels Conveniently in Your Bag or Pocket (Because You Should NEVER Inconvenience a Psychopath), Always Ready for a Fragrance Touch Up!
Hand Made in LA.
100% Organic Jojoba Oil and 100% Organic Beeswax
Blended with the Finest Essential and Perfumer Fragrance Oils.
Phthalate and Paraffin Free! (Because it is NEVER a Good Idea to Irritate a Psychopath’s Skin).
Unisex Fragrance for Psychopathic Men and Women or the People Who Want to Stay on Their “Good” Side.
1 Oz / 30 ml (Housed in an Elegant Glass Jar).
Created by and Exclusive to Paradis Maison.
Please test on a small patch of skin prior to use. As this product contains natural oils and beeswax keep out of direct sun exposure or apply to areas where the skin is covered (this is important for any alcohol based perfumes too!).
(Ships in USA 1 Week).
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